she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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