Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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