There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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