Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
