Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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