I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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