Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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