Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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