Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.