Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.