Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams