I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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