any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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