She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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