I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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