I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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