Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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