She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
