There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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