You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
