I wish you could order shots online.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Sorry my hands just texted you
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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