I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
