Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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