dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My feet surprised me
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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