Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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