Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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