the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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