I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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