It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
This can only be settled by a dance off.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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