I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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