Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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