Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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