forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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