its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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