what if I'm pregnant?
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I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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