You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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