If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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