he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He kissed a someone with a penis
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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