Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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