sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.