It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy