if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry