I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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