last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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