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I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned

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(810): I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned http://tfl.nu/gdtw

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I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?

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(803): I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right? http://tfl.nu/ihkh

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(616): View more from Michigan

no weekend plans? you're practically married

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just without the last name or joint bank account

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i'd advise against both

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(616): no weekend plans? you're practically married (1-616): just without the last name or joint bank account (616): i'd advise against both http://tfl.nu/dufy

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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?

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not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?

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i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.

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(850): hey. who tried to drive me home last night? (904): not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"? (850): i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants. http://tfl.nu/wk6x

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(732): View more from New Jersey

a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.

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(732): a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove. http://tfl.nu/qfpc

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(303): View more from Colorado

So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing

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(303): So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing http://tfl.nu/363h

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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.

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(404): Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge. http://tfl.nu/3ppt

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(347): View more from New York

your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.

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(347): your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward. http://tfl.nu/axq6

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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?

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(313): The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week? http://tfl.nu/bve2

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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting

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(510): Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting http://tfl.nu/1alo

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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home

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(217): Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home http://tfl.nu/w5oh

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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.

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(717): the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home. http://tfl.nu/v69g

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Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.

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(931): Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this. http://tfl.nu/inch

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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.

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(505): We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon. http://tfl.nu/nv69

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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.

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(503): Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go. http://tfl.nu/c4rz

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