I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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