He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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