Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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