Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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