And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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