What did we do last night that was yellow?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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