Im at strip club and am horny
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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