Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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