I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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