He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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