I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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