im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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