your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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