All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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