Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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