i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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